Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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