why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
