My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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