Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Naked Twister starts at high noon
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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