but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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