My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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