watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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