in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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