Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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