Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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