I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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