I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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