I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he was CRYING into my vagina
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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