its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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