He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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