the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
