just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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