And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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