so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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