So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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