Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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