Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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