can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You can't just leave with hair like that
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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