Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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