Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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