...so i touched it.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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