it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
