Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
only you would photoshop your dick
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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