i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
