Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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