ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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