I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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