Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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