he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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