wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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