You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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