he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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