my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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