Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
