I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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