I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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