But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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