But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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