4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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