we're blogging at a bar
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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