sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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