white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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