dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My cat gives me a boner
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Tornado booty call.. dedication
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Randomize
