It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I didn't notice because vodka
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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