Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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