He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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