I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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