my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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