We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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