Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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