how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
This is the high leading the old right now
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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