I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I have peed in a lot of sinks
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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